probably NSFW

I couldn’t take it.

don’t remember where I snagged this from, but there you have it – the sleep forever pill.

(SFW)

So, that’s how it’s done?

ya know, i kinda rolled my eyes at the tax day tea party thing – but billy bob neck here makes it hard to argue with the concept of teabagging for Jesus.

id pay somebody to strip the audio from this and put it to a clip of some good ol’ Halo 3 teabaggin’.

Even though one might technically say this is SFW, I’d say that they’d be technically right.

This guy is upset about football, or something, and his teammates, or not. don’t skip ahead, the payoff at the end is more than worth it.

kinda stupid, but the hook will get you every time. this is SNL-related so its notable that its actually funny.

ok, so admittedly this find is kinda stupid – but I laughed pretty hard at some of the rhymes so it’s worth sharing.

NSFW.

Hmm…everyone is always so critical of the nutritional worth of fast food, I’m thinking its the home cooking that we should really be worried about. If the bacon cheese roll thing in the above pic doesn’t kill you, then the meat cake (with mashed potatoes as frosting) in the picture below surely will.

Not quite sure if this is really a PSA demonstrating the durability of condoms or just a nutbag blowing condoms up with his nose.

the only thing that would make the mighty penis copter that crashes the party in this video any cooler would be the Airwolf theme.

nsfw.

supposedly this guy

- was given 260 horsepower by god

- has to has sex with his wives 15 times a day (divided among wives)

- has four wives, has been married 24 times

- breaks coins with his hand, bends them with eye sockets

- can have uncontrolled bursts of rage like the hulk

yikes.

im pretty sure everyone should consider purchasing these...

Condometric is the first prophylactic that measures and shows off the [censored]*'s length. Condometric helps us flaunt what we've got. It's about believing we can handle whatever we wish to take on, regardless of size.

product web site

*one-eyed trouser snake's

We need to remember that.

a small collection of mildly amusing gifs.

and sorry in advance for this one…

Not only is this guy’s employee hittin’ his girl, he pisses in the coffee pot.